And this is how Brandie Posey became my hero…
From the moment Colin Kane & Daniel Tosh met, there had been a spark between them. Like moth to flame, they bonded quickly over rape jokes & hair products. The pair had been inseparable, the only thing quelling talk of their forbidden bromance were the vapid, dead-eyed fame cravers on their arms…
Yes, please, more military helicopters flying over the neighborhood. Sooooo comforting.
Dogwood, just outside Lake Arrowhead
Selections From The Lil Hill 13 Employee Manual
- If you were dissed, talk to HR first.
- You will be reimbursed 25 cents per mile for drive-bys.
- Remember to separate your red bandanas from your whites.
- Choose your primary care physician from among our pool of experts: Li’l Stabber, Doc Luv2Death, Double Dirt or Slow Mikey.
- Unless otherwise marked, bathtubs on the premises are to be used for bathing/showering. Torture bathtubs will be clearly labeled.
- Grievances should no longer be engraved in bullets. There is an anonymous complaint form available on our intranet.
- Presently, because this is primarily cash enterprise, the Lil’ Hill 13 does not offer direct deposit.
- All members are strongly encouraged to practice safe ass-tapping. Pamphlets available in break room.
- In keeping with a more local, family oriented image, members are encouraged to smile in group photographs (not just when you are standing over street execution victims).
- You may get only ONE (1) of the following tattoos: Eazy-E, Tupac or Tweety Bird holding a severed head.
- If you are not an accurate shot holding your gun sideways, do not hold your gun sideways.
- Have all new graffiti designs approved with Mitch in Graphics (ext 2453).
- Make sure a bitch is a ho before calling that bitch a ho. We have implemented a zero tolerance policy re: sexual harassment.
- Though we will always be about Jerome Robbins style dancing, that does not mean you cannot let loose, in moderation, your inner Bob Fosse or Busby Berkeley.